they call me the game changer

theres a good difference between god and tacks you just haven’t taken your clothes off esteban

modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad

1 hour ago with 33,152 notes

Why do you want to be a comedian?

@Anonymous

bewbin:

the free stool with a glass of water on it 

1 hour ago with 12,502 notes

unfortunately no we are both tragically straight ouijasboard

2 hours ago with 0 notes

Tagged: #hahahahaha

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ouijasboard:

brads wifi goes out when his mum answers the phone i forgot it was 2001

6 hours ago with 5 notes

ouijasboard:

i was telling brads parents about america and by their reactions america is as fucked up as it seems

6 hours ago with 2 notes

why.

why :(

22 hours ago with 2 notes

  • *male celebrity gets his nudes leaked*
  • everyone: oh my gOOOOD WHERE CAN I SEE MORE IM GONNA DIE THIS IS SO HOT !1111!
  • *female celebrity gets her nudes leaked*
  • everyone: ok but why did she even take those pics,.... she was asking for it lol

23 hours ago with 23,046 notes

dunflower:

u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along

23 hours ago with 53,733 notes

Tagged: #:)

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